The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super Social Media site - YouTwitFace.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

If you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Conan Christopher O'Brien

I think in future people will take television in eyedrop form. All media will be in eyedrops.

Conan Christopher O'Brien

It's a mistake to read. Television is the only way.

Conan Christopher O'Brien