Christopher Crosby "Chris" Farley (February 15, 1964 – December 18, 1997) was an American actor and comedian. Farley was known for his loud, energetic comedic style,...
I want to live fast and die young. Chris Farley
I want to live fast and die young.
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. Chris Farley
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! Chris Farley
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. Chris Farley
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
I live in a van, down by the river! Chris Farley
I live in a van, down by the river!
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. Chris Farley
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. Chris Farley
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. Chris Farley
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen. Chris Farley
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.
You gotta fight for your right to vote! Chris Farley
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. Chris Farley
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
