Christopher Crosby "Chris" Farley (February 15, 1964 – December 18, 1997) was an American actor and comedian. Farley was known for his loud, energetic comedic style,...
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. Chris Farley
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
I want to live fast and die young. Chris Farley
I want to live fast and die young.
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! Chris Farley
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
I live in a van, down by the river! Chris Farley
I live in a van, down by the river!
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. Chris Farley
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. Chris Farley
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. Chris Farley
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.
You gotta fight for your right to vote! Chris Farley
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. Chris Farley
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt. Chris Farley
Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. Chris Farley
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
