Charles Wade Barkley (born February 20, 1963) is an American retired professional basketball player and current analyst on the television program Inside the NBA. Nicknamed...
I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily. Charles Barkley
I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily.
You think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older. Charles Barkley
You think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not Charles Barkley
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not
Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor. Charles Barkley
Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.
Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide. Charles Barkley
Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove. Charles Barkley
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.
Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. Charles Barkley
Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. Charles Barkley
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, Hey, I'm rich. Charles Barkley
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, Hey, I'm rich.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. Charles Barkley
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. Charles Barkley
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five. Charles Barkley
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic. Charles Barkley
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
I don't care what people think. people are stupid. Charles Barkley
I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful. Charles Barkley
If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime. Charles Barkley
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game. Charles Barkley
People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.
But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people. Charles Barkley
But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities. Charles Barkley
As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.
I have nothing against old people. I want to be one myself one day. Charles Barkley
I have nothing against old people. I want to be one myself one day.
Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person. Charles Barkley
Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.
The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work. Charles Barkley
The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models... Charles Barkley
I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models...
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. Charles Barkley
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble. Charles Barkley
I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
