It's a shame stupidity isn't painful.

Anton LaVey

In order to perform the supernatural, you must first be able to accomplish the supernormal.

Anton LaVey

There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth.

Anton LaVey

There are many who would like my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them. There are precious few who contribute to my time. I cherish them.

Anton LaVey

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Anton LaVey

Don't let that little pyramid with the bright eye fool you. That's to draw your attention away from the real thing: the big trapezoid beneath it.

Anton LaVey

It has been said, 'the truth will make men free.' The truth alone has never made anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation.

Anton LaVey

Most of the interesting people I've ever met have been deviant in one form or another.

Anton LaVey

I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.

Anton LaVey

Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.

Anton LaVey

Do what you want as long as its paying off for you. But once its become a liability, then something is wrong and you better find out what it is.

Anton LaVey

Man prides himself on being the only animal who can modify his nature, yet when he chooses to do so he is called a phony.

Anton LaVey