Roderick George "Roddy" Toombs, better known by his ring name "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, was a Canadian professional wrestler, actor, and podcast host.
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. Roddy Piper
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
When you were young did your mommy and daddy place the swing too close to the wall? Roddy Piper
When you were young did your mommy and daddy place the swing too close to the wall?
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! Roddy Piper
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
My name is Rowdy Roddy Piper and you ain't seen nothing yet! Roddy Piper
My name is Rowdy Roddy Piper and you ain't seen nothing yet!
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. Roddy Piper
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions. Roddy Piper
Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions.
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. Roddy Piper
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
