Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. Jeremy Clarkson
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? Jeremy Clarkson
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are. Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. Jeremy Clarkson
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time.
...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle. Jeremy Clarkson
...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. Jeremy Clarkson
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake Jeremy Clarkson
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits. Jeremy Clarkson
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits.
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. Jeremy Clarkson
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.