I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

Broderick Crawford

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

Broderick Crawford

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

Broderick Crawford

I was always the second heavy.

Broderick Crawford

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

Broderick Crawford

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

Broderick Crawford

My trademarks are a hoarse, grating voice and the face of a retired pugilist: small narrowed eyes set in puffy features which look as though they might, years ago, have lost on points.

Broderick Crawford

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

Broderick Crawford

I'm a lousy reader.

Broderick Crawford

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

Broderick Crawford

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

Broderick Crawford

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

Broderick Crawford