I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
I could easily have decided that life was cruel, that being black meant everything was stacked against me. Ben Carson
I could easily have decided that life was cruel, that being black meant everything was stacked against me.
I was born in Singapore, and I lived there until I was Kevin Kwan
I was born in Singapore, and I lived there until I was
When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung. Creed Bratton
When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. Mitch Hedberg
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. Amy Schumer
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.
I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. LeBron James
I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball.
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel. Mel Brooks
I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
What we achieved was a nuclear pause, not a nuclear halt. James Mattis
What we achieved was a nuclear pause, not a nuclear halt.
New York was no mere city. It was instead an infinitely romantic notion, the mysterious nexus of all love and money and power, the shining and perishable dream itself. Joan Didion
New York was no mere city. It was instead an infinitely romantic notion, the mysterious nexus of all love and money and power, the shining and perishable dream itself.
I have never been bewildered for long in any fight with our enemies - I was Armed with Insight. James Mattis
I have never been bewildered for long in any fight with our enemies - I was Armed with Insight.