A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. Charles Dickens
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. Amy Schumer
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Never steal. The government hates competition.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. Albert Einstein
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style Maya Angelou
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style
Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different. Cory Doctorow
Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.