A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. Lev Grossman
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Simplicity is not a simple thing. Charlie Chaplin
Simplicity is not a simple thing.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. Steven Wright
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.