A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
When nothing is going right, go left.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
Definitely a way of life. I would have been so much more creative with something cooler, like...I can’t even come up with it now. John Cena
Definitely a way of life. I would have been so much more creative with something cooler, like...I can’t even come up with it now.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame. Mason Cooley
The future is much like the present, only longer. Dan Quisenberry
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else. Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
Humor is reason gone mad.” Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.”