Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Steven Wright
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. Lev Grossman
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. Kevin Hart
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.