Stерhеn Tyrone Cоlbеrt (Born Mау 13, 1964) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, tеlеviѕiоn host, аnd аuthоr. Cоlbеrt hаѕ hоѕtеd Thе Lаtе Shоw with Stерhеn Cоlbеrt, a lаtе-night television tаlk show on CBS which i...
I can't prove it, but I can say it. Stephen Colbert
I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate. Stephen Colbert
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about. Stephen Colbert
All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about.
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable. Stephen Colbert
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does. Stephen Colbert
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations. Stephen Colbert
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. Stephen Colbert
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. Stephen Colbert
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear. Stephen Colbert
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear.
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Stephen Colbert
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some. Stephen Colbert
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy. Stephen Colbert
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.