Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy. Larry David
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. Larry David
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. Larry David
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Larry David
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Larry David
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. Larry David
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do. Larry David
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. Larry David
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. Larry David
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.