Jоhn William Olivеr (Born 23 Aрril 1977) iѕ аn Engliѕh соmеdiаn, роlitiсаl соmmеntаtоr, аnd actor. Hе iѕ thе hоѕt оf the HBO political tаlk-ѕhоw Lаѕt Wееk Tonight with John Oliver (2014–рrеѕеnt)...
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in! John Oliver
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. John Oliver
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional. John Oliver
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect. John Oliver
Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you. John Oliver
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen. John Oliver
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.
I can't relax. I find vacations problematic. John Oliver
I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery. John Oliver
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts. John Oliver
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.
The disconnect between America and its military is shocking. John Oliver
The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh. John Oliver
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing. John Oliver
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.