Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, color commentator, tel...
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. Joe Rogan
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
Be the hero of your own story. Joe Rogan
Be the hero of your own story.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Joe Rogan
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid. Joe Rogan
Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. Joe Rogan
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. Joe Rogan
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. Joe Rogan
To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. Joe Rogan
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. Joe Rogan
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Joe Rogan
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?