James Christopher "Jim" Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, an...
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids. Jim Gaffigan
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.
Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend. Jim Gaffigan
Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.
I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful. Jim Gaffigan
I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.
I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan
I just want to be known as funny.
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. Jim Gaffigan
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? Jim Gaffigan
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. Jim Gaffigan
I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.
I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas. Jim Gaffigan
I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. Jim Gaffigan
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. Jim Gaffigan
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.