Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is k...
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day. Jerry Seinfeld
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry Seinfeld
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. Jerry Seinfeld
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. Jerry Seinfeld
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings Jerry Seinfeld
I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done. Jerry Seinfeld
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
You can be passionate about anything. Jerry Seinfeld
You can be passionate about anything.
And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman. Jerry Seinfeld
And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.