Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die! Jeremy Clarkson
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are. Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Jeremy Clarkson
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. Jeremy Clarkson
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits. Jeremy Clarkson
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits.
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. Jeremy Clarkson
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. Jeremy Clarkson
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. Jeremy Clarkson
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? Jeremy Clarkson
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle. Jeremy Clarkson
...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.