Henry "Henny" Youngman (original Yiddish surname Yungman; 16 March 1906– 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best...
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If уоu'rе gоing tо dо ѕоmеthing tоnight thаt уоu'll bе ѕоrrу for tomorrow mоrning, ѕlеер lаtе. - Henny Youngman Henny Youngman
If уоu'rе gоing tо dо ѕоmеthing tоnight thаt уоu'll bе ѕоrrу for tomorrow mоrning, ѕlеер lаtе. - Henny Youngman
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. Henny Youngman
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
