Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star.
He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely con...
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. Groucho Marx
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. Groucho Marx
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx
I intend to live forever, or die trying.