If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

Chris Rock

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.

Chris Rock

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

Chris Rock

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.

Chris Rock

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

Chris Rock

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Chris Rock

Men are as faithful as their options.

Chris Rock

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

Chris Rock

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Chris Rock

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Chris Rock